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Meet Bryan Wendler.
The 30-year-old was arrested early Saturday morning for drunk driving after he was found passed out at the wheel of a Chevrolet Cavalier that was parked with its engine running in the middle of a Wisconsin road.
Wendler, who reeked of intoxicants, failed a series of field sobriety tests and appeared “dazed and confused,” according to a Marathon County Sheriff’s Department report, which noted that a deputy spotted an unopened six-pack of beer on the vehicle’s passenger seat.
A breath sample recorded Wendler’s blood alcohol content as .19, more than twice the legal limit. As a result, he was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated--the sixth time he has been busted for drunk driving.
Wendler’s extensive DWI history, of course, makes his t-shirt choice a strange one. As seen in the above mug shot, Wandler was nabbed while wearing a shirt referencing drinking and a “free Breathalyzer test.”
Along with the DWI count, Wendler, who is locked up in the county jail, faces a probation violation rap and a driving with a revoked license charge. He is scheduled for a preliminary hearing on January 30.
Perhaps the rest of the phrase on his shirt will come true in his jail cell?