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On Memorial Day, a 51-year-old in Rhode Island worked at a kids' party where kids rode his Shetland pony. He clearly needed a drink afterward, so he went to a liquor store . . . and brought the PONY inside with him. The pony ended up POOPING on the floor, and the store owner called the cops . . . but no charges were filed because the guy agreed to clean it up.