SO HIT ME UP WITH AN EMAIL ANYTIME!!
What if you got nothin' yet you just want to fill up my inbox?
Idiot!!! A few weeks back, thieves in Minnesota stole a guy's 1998 red Volvo. Then they took it to a Goodwill and parked it HORRIBLY. Luckily someone took a photo of that bad parking job and put it on Facebook . . . and she happened to be connected to the guy who owns the Volvo. The cops used the photo to find the car, but are still looking for the thieves.
On Sunday night, someone posted a photo on Taco Bell's Facebook page showing a Taco Bell employee in California LICKING a giant stack of taco shells. Yesterday, Taco Bell responded, saying they believe it was a prank and the shells weren't served to customers . . . but they'll take, quote, "swift action" against the people involved.
On Memorial Day, a 51-year-old in Rhode Island worked at a kids' party where kids rode his Shetland pony. He clearly needed a drink afterward, so he went to a liquor store . . . and brought the PONY inside with him. The pony ended up POOPING on the floor, and the store owner called the cops . . . but no charges were filed because the guy agreed to clean it up.